I love superstition. Because it always works. I posted a reply on this post and then I figured it out in Fusion. 🤣

I read the rich text field, entered the text in to generate a data structure. Then, I iterated each block from the JSON, using a text aggregator to fish out the text, putting a new line after each block of text. Then, pasted the text into a plain text field.
For Fusion pros, you're probably like "Oh, well no duh. That's what you do." But this feels like a significant victory. I'm going to go downstairs to tell my wife and she's going to give me the "what the hell are you talking about John?!?" look. And then I'm going to have chocolate.
Happy Friday!
-j