Rollups are great, and they suck. Let's add some functionality to them!
Fix the bugs:
Eric, I love the first sentence of your post.
Just to be clear, many of the things that you mentioned under "Fix the bugs" are indeed feature requests or enhancements, not bugs per se. Even going back to SiteCatalyst 12 (when I joined the company), rollups offered a subset of the reports that are available in normal suites. I don't think this fact changes your idea very much, I just wanted to be clear that those things are not "broken" per se in the current iteration of rollups.
Keep the ideas coming!
Tomato Tomato (hm, that works better in-person...)
Thanks Ben - Looking forward to the plethora of up-votes for this request to improve rollups