Congratulations Adobe, your inept Customer service is by far the worst customer service I've ever had the misfortune to experience..well done, your taking stupidity to a whole new farcical level.
I have just been bounced to SEVEN different departments in your customer service centre, which I'm guessing is in Mumbai.
I have a CREATIVE CLOUD subscription - all I want to know is is Lifecycle still a product, and if so, where can I download it from?
It's not really a lot, you know, to contact a company whose products you have been using for years and ask two questions? Well it would seem to be way beyond any of your staff's ability.