I was chatting with a coworker who is not an Analytics user, and referred to it as AA, the following discussion resulted in me asking ChatGPT to re-write the serenity prayer based on Adobe and Adobe Analytics. This is what it gave me:
Adobe grant me the insight
to track what I can measure,
the patience to ignore what can't be tagged,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
Empower my dashboards with clarity,
my segments with purpose,
and my reports with truth.
Help me to optimize today's campaigns,
trust yesterday's data,
and build better journeys for tomorrow.
For thine is the workspace,
the visualization,
and the attribution model -
forever actionable.
Amen.
😀Enjoy your day, the rest of your week, and the remainder of the year!
