After nearly 13 years at Google, I have finally left the nest! Never
thought it would happen. I always thought I would die at Google — maybe
choking to death on one of their free chocolate brownies, or maybe
finally having a heart attack over YouTube’s increasingly bizarre policy
enforcement. But regardless of how I envisioned the Grim Reaper catching
up with me, I always assumed he’d be hauling me in surrounded by
colorful furniture, free food and snacks, and slightly entitled
geniuses.It is di...