Adobe states on multiple pages "real help by real people". but nowhere on the site can I find an email address, a phone number or a way to start a chat.

And it seems multiple persons on this forum had the same issue..

timothy_newsom in 2015

_Nith_ in 2010

Tim got the suggestion to go to the support page https://helpx.adobe.com/contact but what ever you click, you just get standard pages.. no way to actually contact a person..

Come on Adobe, give me a way to contact one of your real people.. I won't bite...